[Camille is a strange amalgamation of panther and kappa today. She's even munching a cucumber for effect.]

Alrighty, my Sacrosanct chicks, I think I've indulged you long enough! It's high time I started charging for my yummy goods! Can't keep a cafe running without compensation! Well, technically I can here, but I think you've all gotten spoiled ( Read more... )

[Hey look there's a raptor on the network. A very angry raptor. An angry raptor with Camille's voice!]

Nope. Nope, I'm sorry, I've decided that this is just not happening. I'd like to speak to someone in charge now please. Or whoever. Had the gall. To do this to me. Because you know, these claws are quite accurate for once. I always made them a ( Read more... )

[Ever wonder what happens to an amorph on drugs?]

[This icon. This icon is what happens. Camille is transforming so fast it's virtually impossible to keep track of what she is. She's also rolling around on the floor of her cafe, covered in flour and assorted batters and multi-colored frosting, laughing her ass or lack thereof off.]Hu hu hu hu hu ( Read more... )

[Camille's hanging out in her cafe. Anyone nearby will be able to notice more delicious smells than usual. She's hard at work cooking and waiting for customers to stop by. Today is gonna be a special day.]

[During a pause in the cooking she takes the time to put up a little announcement on the network:]

hello sacrosanct ( Read more... )

[Camille is leaning on a counter of some kind. She's looking a fair bit less human today--corkscrew troll horns, big liquid drell eyes, cat ears, a vaguely Klingon-esque forehead and skin patterned with what looks like shiny blue computer code, though it's all gibberish. She's got her red hair in pigtails and is smiling though.]Hello, Sacrosanct. ( Read more... )

[There is a new girl on your Network, Sacrosanct.]

[Except "girl" is kind of a loose term. She looks female and vaguely human, but she's also got creepy goat eyes, big fuzzy ears, a mouthful of shark teeth and her skin is cyan with light green spots. She peers into the video feed and grins, showing all dem teeth.]Okay then. Okay then! Got this ( Read more... )